Smoke and Mirrors

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November 2011

Nov 30, 2011962 notes
The plot thickens

So whoever stole my Haribo over the weekend also helped themselves to my unused envelopes.

Current office theory is that they used them to post their ill-gotten sweets to a secret drop off point.

Nov 29, 2011
#The swine
Frag den Medic: chronic-melancholic a proposé : Er…привет. Am sorry for very late... → fragdenmedic.tumblr.com

fragdenmedic:

chronic-melancholic a proposé :

Er…привет. Am sorry for very late night visit, but…

Not sure what made Doktor mad. Calls me fat. Am…ugly, yes. But Doktor never called names before. Is very strange. Very different. Hurts heart. I did something wrong, дa? Doktor acts cold, does not want…

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Nov 29, 201158 notes
Nov 28, 201119,527 notes

So when I came into work this morning I found that someone had emptied out my little jar of sweets that I keep on my desk for people. On Friday it was full. Monday it was empty.

When my co-workers found out they got me a replacement bag of Haribo. And Supermix as well, no nasty Cola-bottles here.

Acceptance.

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Nov 28, 2011
#I do like my co workers #Except that one chick #But fuck her.
Nov 25, 2011
#heavy/medic #Garry's Mod #TF2
Nov 25, 2011
#Germany #Silly questions that I ask
Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers? → christwire.org

scullyisasuperhero:

skyrimgonewrong:

justtrynachill:

This game just got 1000x better.

“Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal.”

Well, obvioiusly.

….lol

It’s teaching something. :P

Nov 24, 201179 notes
#This screenshot
Lady who's come into reception

Are you enjoying our sofa whilest engrossed in your smartphone? You’re very nice, but should you really be over there and leave your handbag open on the desk right in front of me?

I’m not going to steal anything from you, but some people might not be so scrupulous.

Nov 23, 2011
#adventures in internship
Nov 23, 201138 notes
/insert blog title here: Robert Pattinson insulting Twilight: → stabbymcbackstab.tumblr.com

towritelesbiansonherarms:

rectumofglory:

brocreate | leighway | brandyway:

He’s creeped out by the book, and its author, Stephenie Meyer:

“When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … It was like it was a book that wasn’t…

Robert Pattinson, you are a magnificent troll.

Nov 23, 201117,201 notes
Nov 23, 2011379 notes
So I'm watching an episode of Hoarders out of curiosity

I have to stop every five minutes or so to make faces and squirm because, my God, some of those places are vile.

I had to run away from the lappy when the hoarder lady started picking through a rotting pumpkin looking for seeds with her bare hands. Arghblurgalargh!

Nov 22, 2011
#Ick #Ick #Ick
In-depth discussion on the civil war in Skyrim → imgur.com

I think I might go Imperial.

Nov 22, 2011
#I want TES:VI to be sent in the White-Gold Concordent
Nov 22, 20112,072 notes
Oh, YouTube

>Bored in work

>Decide to play the Das Beer Boot song on YouTube

>Accidentally scroll down

>Comments about the War -___-

Gaiz, it’s an advert for a boot-shaped glass. WTF is wrong with you?

Also, guy who said, and I quote, “Besides, if it was just the waffen ss against the American forces, they would have raped us” where the fuck did you learn your history?

Nov 21, 2011
#Why did I read the comments?
Nov 21, 20117 notes
Nov 21, 201115,007 notes
Nov 20, 2011449 notes
#reblogging Chai art #Hello Doktor
Nov 20, 20116 notes
#reblogging Chai art #Sexy Dunmers on mah blog #Skyrim
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