So whoever stole my Haribo over the weekend also helped themselves to my unused envelopes.
Current office theory is that they used them to post their ill-gotten sweets to a secret drop off point.
So when I came into work this morning I found that someone had emptied out my little jar of sweets that I keep on my desk for people. On Friday it was full. Monday it was empty.
When my co-workers found out they got me a replacement bag of Haribo. And Supermix as well, no nasty Cola-bottles here.
Are you enjoying our sofa whilest engrossed in your smartphone? You’re very nice, but should you really be over there and leave your handbag open on the desk right in front of me?
I’m not going to steal anything from you, but some people might not be so scrupulous.
I have to stop every five minutes or so to make faces and squirm because, my God, some of those places are vile.
I had to run away from the lappy when the hoarder lady started picking through a rotting pumpkin looking for seeds with her bare hands. Arghblurgalargh!
>Bored in work
>Decide to play the Das Beer Boot song on YouTube
>Accidentally scroll down
>Comments about the War -___-
Gaiz, it’s an advert for a boot-shaped glass. WTF is wrong with you?
Also, guy who said, and I quote, “Besides, if it was just the waffen ss against the American forces, they would have raped us” where the fuck did you learn your history?