December 2011
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Just been asked: “Do you have any little ones to worry about over Christmas?”
I’m twenty-two.
Twenty-two! I am the little one!
Though to be fair, here it’s sadly not uncommon to start pushing out babies at sixteen.
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It turns out all the word walls in Skyrim contain...
sagenundlegenden:
And people wonder why we are in awe of this game?
HET Mah HERFODR SHUL-KRiiD SahROT KONahRIK DO LUMNaaR DO KRENT HahNU
Here fell Herfordr Sun-Slayer, mighty warlord of (the) valley of broken dreams.
MODIR FIN GUT WahLaaN QETHSEGOL ZeyMahii VahRUKT OSKAR Fin Mey WEN ZUL LOS SahLO ahRK NI SahROT THu’uM DO OK BROD
Modir the Far raised (this) stone in memory of his brother...
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Chavy lady in the supermarket
Your son is what? Four? Five?
You appear to have pierced his ear.
That’s quite chavy.
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George Takei vs Twilight →
Brb
scullyisasuperhero:
angelcymry:
scullyisasuperhero:
Eloping going to L.A. and Disneyland.
Say hi to Chai for me.
…Aw wait, now I’m the forever alone on the wrong side of the ocean.
PSH. It was only a few days and it was cut short anyways. I spent a day and a half being a loser by myself in a tacky L.A. motel. You’ll be fiiiiiiine.
Everyone is forever alone. That makes it fair, I...
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The Letter of the Law
thecarefree:
thefrogman:
dgshsgfsehg
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Lovecraftian erotica?! →
I think everyone’s reaction to this should be “Why?” followed by “Oh God, why?!”
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>Get put in shop for half-hour to cover people
>First time doing retail
>Have to spend five minutes explaining to someone what XXL and XXXL meant
>30 mins of retail = hate people for life
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The weather has cut me off from the main office I think. Not many people want to take a trip down to the stand in these conditions.
On the plus side, no one saw me yawn and nearly fall off the chair because of it.
Well, except for Puff but he is a statue.
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/insert blog title here: Reblog with the pairing... →
starry-dawn:
neuns:
striking-a-chord:
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thegirlwithmanynames:
elikaruna:
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tamashino:
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Yeah, those kind of fics. YOU KNOW YOU READ…
First shipping fic was Old Fritz x Prussia.
What?
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Prussian King Frederick the Great's erotic poem... →
Old Fritz, you sly dog you.
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Dear Hetalia Fandom,
So I’ve heard that you’re not so crazy anymore.
Is this true?
Because I did like the concept of nations-as-people and learning little weird facts about history.
But all that Nazi salute stuff better have gone.
Or else I’m coming for you, Nazi bitches. >:I
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Brb
scullyisasuperhero:
Eloping going to L.A. and Disneyland.
Say hi to Chai for me.
…Aw wait, now I’m the forever alone on the wrong side of the ocean.
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