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We are often asked if characters should describe themselves at Writers Write. We are asked how they could describe themselves. When we came across this post by Stephanie Orges, we wanted to share some of her ideas with you. (If you want to read the full article, follow the link at the end)
Six Ways First Person Narrators Can Describe Themselves
By Stephanie Orges
1. Don’t describe him at all
Do your readers have to know what the protagonist looks like to understand the plot? If not, consider leaving it out altogether.2. Give it to your reader straight
If you are actually telling the story with frequent quirky asides to your “dear reader”, your hero can simply describe himself during introductions. But be warned: don’t try to force it if this isn’t your style.3. Embarrass them
Make them self-conscious about a physical flaw. She only smiles close-mouthed because she’s embarrassed by the gap in her teeth. He wishes he had biceps like the head jock.4. Compare and contrast with another character
‘My daughter has my crooked smile, but her father’s blue eyes’. These can even create a poetic effect, as you can simultaneously compare and contrast personality traits as well.5. Use dialogue
Her best friend gently explains dark roots are out of fashion. His father remarks he really ought to cut his hair (he looks like a hippie). Her enemy asks if she’s a natural redhead. Use compliments and nicknames.6. Show, don’t tell
If they are short, have them struggle to reach something most others could get. If tall, have them duck through doorways. If they are unattractive, make them self-conscious around people of the opposite sex. Your hero’s appearance is reflected in the way other characters react to it.Read the full article: Source
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Awesome advice here! More helpful tips on describing first person narrators can be found in Literary Criticism, the Mirror Cliche, and Describing a First-Person Narrator.
-C

Michael Hauge’s Six Stage Plot Structure. (Or: infographics I want to hug.)
Graphic by Eduardo L. Lozano
Ugh so pretty
A Writer’s Rule Book
From Hunter’s Writing
IT’S OKAY TO USE “SAID” A WHOLE DAMN BUNCH.
IT’S OKAY TO USE PRONOUNS REPEATEDLY SO LONG AS YOU STRUCTURE YOUR SENTENCES SO AS TO KEEP IT FROM BEING CONFUSING
FUCK, IT’S EVEN OKAY TO USE COMMON SAYINGS AND CLICHES SPARINGLY.
DON’T PURPLE UP YOU PROSE JUST…
Mythology from Asturias (north of Spain)
I thought this may be useful or inspiring for some people (especially Dark Fantasy writers). There are many more, but these are the most common creatures:
-Xana: They are nymphs of nordic features (normally as tall, slender naked women with long golden hair). They live near rivers or lakes and are usually found sweing with golden thread or combing their hair with combs also made of gold. With their treasures, they lure men to them, eventually turning them into their slaves. The children of the Xanas are called xaninos and depicted as ugly and hairy with sharp teeth. As the Xanas can’t breastfeed them they usually change them for human babies while their mothers are washing in the river.
-Cuélebre: They are enormous snakes who keep treasures or act as wardens for the Xanas. As they are immortal, with the passing of the years, their scales become thick as stone and membranous wings grow from their back, practically becoming dragons. They say that the only way to kill one, is to feed them hot coals or a piece of bread full of needles. When they are really old, they bring their treasures to the bottom of the sea and rest there.
-El Nuberu: He’s the shepherd of the storms and the clouds. He’s usually represented as a man with a thick white beard wearing goatskin clothes and a hat. He can destroy the harvests of those who anger him but he can also be beneficial. To stop him from bringing the rain to a village, people used to bury knifes pointing to the sky, in order to burst his clouds.
-Trasgo : He’s a small goblin or pixie, dressed in red. He has a hole in his left hand. He lives in houses and tends to prank the inhabitants of the home. If he’s treated good and feed, he can help cleaning the house, the clothes and the dishes. One of the many ways to get rid of him is to ask him to bring water or grains with his left hand or to bring water in a basket, as these tasks are impossible for him, he will become upset and leave.
-Guaxa: She’s a terrible old woman with just one shapt tooth.At night she enters homes where children live and slowly sucks their bloodfrom their arteries. She will repeat this each night util they are dead.
-Güestia or Santa Compaña: It’s a large procession of spirits, heralds of death. They wear white hooded robes and carry bones who produce fire as candles. They usually say “Walk in the day, as the night belongs to me” as a litany. Seeing them means that your future death is near. The leader of the procession is a mortal man or woman, condemned to his task. He usually searchs for other mortals to pas shis curse to, to avoid becoming one of the spirts. If they arrive to your home, you must draw a pentacle on the floor and stay inside it, even if they call you with the voice of your loved ones.
-Ayalgues: They are fairy-like small women with bbutterfly or dragonfly wings. They are said to be proncesses cursed to custody treasures. They usually lead men to these treasures to be finally free. They are usually warded by cuélebres.
-Llavanderes: They are old women who wash clothes at night in the rivers. If you see them, they will nicely invite you to wash with them. But, if you refuse or look directly at their faces, they will drown you. They can command the rivers to extinguish forest fires.
-Espumeros: They are childlike pixies who live in seafoam. They dress with algae and seashells that are given to them by the mermaids. The dark haired ones have shining eyes and guide the ships at night. The blond ones are messengers and they carry messages from the sailors to their families.
-Moros or Mouros: while their name means “moor” in spanish, they have nothing to do with muslims. They are a race of human-like creatures who live underground in stone palaces. They work the metal and jewelery and are incredibly rich. The men are usually dark skinned and the women are red-haired and possess magical powers. They love eating, drinking wine and dancing at night.
-Ventolinos: They are beautiful pixies who live in the air and in the moonlight. They carry the sighs of lovers and the last words of a father to his son if they are apart. They also sing lullabies to babies and songs for the Xanas to dance.
-Pataricu: They are giants who live in the legendary islands of Eonavia and Eonaviega. The only have one eye and a very developed sense of smell, which helps them detect shipwrecks and find food.
-Pesadiellu: He’s the personification of nightmares and is usually represented as a devil with a huge hand on his back. He lays this hand over the had of people to give them nightmares. He also appears to travellers, exerting pressure on their bodies and making them faint.
Ultimate Writing Resource List
a massively extended version of ruthlesscalculus’ post
General Tips
- Joss Whedon’s Top 10 Writing Tips
- Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone
- 34 Writing Tips that will make you a Better Writer
- 50 Free resources that will improve your writing skills
- 5 ways to get out of the comfort zone and become a stronger writer
- 10 ways to avoid Writing Insecurity
- The Writer’s Guide to Overcoming Insecurity
- The Difference Between Good Writers and Bad Writers
- You’re Not Hemingway - Developing Your Own Style
- 7 Ways to use Brain Science to Hook Readers and Reel them In
- 8 Short Story Tips from Kurt Vonnegut
- How to Show, Not Tell
- 5 Essential Story Ingredients
- How to Write Fiction that grabs your readers from page one
- Why research is important in writing
- Make Your Reader Root for Your Main Character
- Writing Ergonomics (Staying Comfortable Whilst Writing)
- The Importance of Body Language
Character Development
- 10 days of Character Building
- Name Generators
- Name Playground
- Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test
- Seven Common Character Types
- Handling a Cast of Thousands Part 1 - Getting To Know Your Characters
- Web Resources for Developing Characters
- Building Fictional Characters
- Fiction Writer’s Character Chart
- Character Building Workshop
- Tips for Characterization
- Character Chart for Fiction Writers
- Villains are people too but…
- How to Write a Character Bible
- Character Development Exercises
- All Your Characters Talk the Same - And They’re Not A Hivemind!
- Medieval Names Archive
- Sympathy Without Saintliness
- Family Echo (Family Tree Maker)
- Behind The Name
- 100 Character Development Questions for Writers
- Aether’s Character Development Worksheet
- The 12 Common Archetypes
- Six Types of Courageous Characters
- Kazza’s List of Character Secrets - Part 1, Part 2
- Creating Believable Characters With Personality
- Body Language Cheat Sheet
- Creating Fictional Characters Series
- Three Ways to Avoid Lazy Character Description
- 7 Rules for Picking Names for Fictional Characters
- Character Development Questionnaire
- How to Create Fictional Characters
- Character Name Resources
- Character Development Template
- Character Development Through Hobbies
- Character Flaws List
- 10 Questions for Creating Believable Characters
- Ari’s Archetype Series
- How to Craft Compelling Characters
- List of 200 Character Traits
- Writing Characters of the Opposite Sex
- Making Your Characters Likable
- Do you really know your characters?
- Character Development: Virtues
- Character Development: Vices
- Character Morality Alignment
- List of Negative Personality Traits
- List of Positive Personality Traits
- List of Emotions - Positive
- List of Emotions - Negative
- Loon’s Character Development Series - Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
- Phobia List A-L (Part 1), M-Z (Part 2)
- 30 Day In Depth Character Development Meme
- Words for Emotions based on Severity
- Eight Bad Characters
- High Level Description of the Sixteen Personality Types
Female Characters
- How Not to Write Female Characters
- Writing Female Characters
- How to write empowering female characters
- Why I write strong female characters
- Red Flags for Female Characters Written by Men
- Writing strong female characters
- The Female Character Flowchart
- Eight Heroine Archetypes
Male Characters
Tips for Specific Characters
- Writing A Vampire
- Writing Pansexual Characters
- Writing Characters on the Police Force
- Writing Drunk Characters
- Writing A Manipulative Character
- Writing A Friends With Benefits Relationship
- Writing A Natural Born Leader
- Writing A Flirtatious Character
- Writing A Nice Character
- Fiction Writing Exercises for Creating Villains
- Five Traits to Contribute to an Epic Villain
- Writing Villains that Rock
- Writing British Characters
- How To Write A Character With A Baby
- On Assassin Characters
Dialogue
- It’s Not What They Say…
- Top 8 Tips for Writing Dialogue
- Speaking of Dialogue
- The Great Said Debate
- He Said, She Said, Who Said What?
- How to Write Dialogue Unique to Your Characters
- Writing Dialogue: Go for Realistic, Not Real-Life
Point of View
Plot, Conflict, Structure and Outline
- Writing A Novel Using the Snowflake Method
- Effectively Outlining Your Novel
- Conflict and Character Within Story Structure
- Outlining Your Plot
- Ideas, Plots and Using the Premise Sheets
- How To Write A Novel
- Creating Conflict and Sustaining Suspense
- Plunge Right In…Into Your Story, That Is
- Tips for Creating a Compelling Plot
- 36 (plus one) Dramatic Situations
- The Evil Overlord Devises A Plot: Excerpt from Stupid Plot Tricks
- Conflict Test
- What is Conflict?
- Monomyth
- The Hero’s Journey: Summary of Steps
- Outline Your Novel in Thirty Minutes
- Plotting Without Fears
- Novel Outlining 101
- Writing The Perfect Scene
- One-Page Plotting
- The Great Swampy Middle
- How Can You Know What Belongs In Your Book?
- Create A Plot Outline in 8 Easy Steps
- How to Organize and Develop Ideas for Your Novel
- Create Structure in your novel using index cards
- Choosing the best outline method for you
- Hatch’s Plot Bank
Setting & Worldbuilding
- Magical Word Builder’s Guide
- I Love The End Of The World
- World Building 101
- The Art of Description: Eight Tips to Help Bring Your Settings to Life
- Creating the Perfect Setting - Part 1
- Creating a Believable World
- Setting
- Character and Setting Interactions
- Maps Workshop - Developing the Fictional World Through Mapping
- World Builders Project
- How To Create Fantasy Worlds
- Creating Fantasy and Science Fiction Worlds
Creativity Boosters* denotes prompts
- *Creative Writing Prompts
- *Ink Provoking
- *Story Starter
- *Story Spinner
- *Story Kitchen
- *Language is a Virus
- *The Dabbling Mum
- Quick Story Idea Generator
- Solve Your Problems By Simply Saying Them Out Loud
- Busting Your Writing Rut
- Creative Acceleration: 11 Tips To Engineer A Productive Flow
- Writing Inspiration, Or Sex on a Bicycle
- The Seven Major Beginner Mistakes
- Complete Your First Book with these 9 Simple Writing Habits
- Free Association, Active Imagination, Twilight Imaging
- Random Book Title Generator
- Finishing Your Novel
- Story Starters & Idea Generators
- Words to Use More Often
Revision & Grammar
- How To Rewrite
- Editing Recipe
- Cliche Finder
- Revising Your Novel: Read What You’ve Written
- Writing 101: Revising A Novel
- 20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost) Everyone Makes
- Synonyms for the Most Commonly Used Words of the English Language
- Grammar Urban Legends
Tools & Software
- Tip Of My Tongue - Find the word you’re looking for
- Write or Die - Stay motivated
- Stay Focused - Tool for Chrome, lock yourself out of distracting websites
- My Writing Nook - Online Text Editor, Free
- Bubbl.us - Online Mind Map Application, Free
- Family Echo - Online Family Tree Maker, Free
- Freemind - Mind Map Application; Free; Windows, Mac, Linux, Portable
- Xmind - Mind Map Application; Free; Windows, Mac, Linux, Portable
- Liquid Story Binder - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $45.95; Windows, Portable
- Scrivener - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $39.95; Mac
- SuperNotecard - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free trial, $29; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable
- yWriter - Novel Organization and Writing Application; free; Windows, Linux, portable
- JDarkRoom - Minimalist Text Editing Application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable
- AutoRealm - Map Creation Application; free; Windows, Linux with Wine
Specific Help
Whelp, time to be a famous writer.
Words to say to yourself
- “I’ll only look at my favorite website when I have XXXX words done.”
- “I can watch my favorite show later on Netflix. Right now, I don’t have enough writing done.”
- “Writing should be my spare time, not something that impinges on my spare time.”
- “It’s more important to get words down than to goof off.”
- “If I stay in the procrastination mindset, I might look back in three years and still not have anything written.”